She puts her items on the conveyer: A toothbrush, toothpaste, a half-gallon of 2% milk and a frozen pizza.
Some of them warrant a chuckle, some a groan.
Roses are red, violets are violet, my life is better, without you inside it.
It just takes me a moment to process so much stupid information all at once.
Bad idea in your case.
What dairy product do you get from a midget cow? By his own admission he was an ugly person.